Monkey Farts

Description: Who could resist this customer request?! A mix of Banana, Grapefruit, Kiwi, Bubblegum, Strawberry, and Vanilla!

Note from Ms. Tanks For 5: If you love Cat Pee and Dog Poop, you must, must, MUST have this!!! I insist! :)

Reviews (taken from My Lip Stuff):

- "This balm smells soooo good. Just like bananas and bubblegum! And it has such a cute name!"
by Samantha, rating 5/5

- "I love this one!!! This balm did not disappoint! I can see why it's one of the favorites. The bubble gum and banana really come through in mine and I just love it. I feel weird telling people the name of it, but it always gets a laugh and then the 'oohs' and 'ahhs' when they smell it, but I'm the lucky one who gets to put it on!"
by Kelly, rating 5/5

- "loved this one but gave it to a friend. she hates anything banana but really liked it cause of the other scents."
by Anne, rating 5/5

Malaysian Reviews
- "All I can say is bubblegum, vanilla and banana :) But the bubblegum smell is quite strong but a sweet tooth like me would find that very addictive :D"
by Nur Sofia, rating 5/5

Cookies and Cream, Monkey Farts, Margarita, Nighttime Review: Swee Li

A huge thanks to our customer, Swee Li for the review!


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*Shortened to only the flavour reviews*

"Cookies & Cream : K so this one basically smells like Oreo. Sometimes, I smell chocolate cookies and vanilla. Same thing.

Margarita : Never tasted the drink, but this is salty. Can’t really smell the vodka tho. This is the one which is familiar, but idk how to describe it. Lololol.

Monkey Farts : This is the strongest scented one I think. My package smelt like this when it came (Ofc I opened every tube to sniff them to figure it out. Lol) So this has strong bubblegum scents. With all the mixtures of other scents they used. So its not really overwhelming but still so good.

Nighttime : Was quite skeptical with this one cuz of the Aromatherapy thing. Nothing ever works. Lolol. So the smell is like, slight orange with rose and lavender blended? Will need some time to get use to the scent but its not bad at all. Idk if it put me to sleep. But since, I read the reviews, that it calms the mind, I guess I already have the mindset that it will. So it did. Haha."

Review Credits: Swee Li

Cookies and Cream, Gummy Bear, Monkey Farts, Raspberry Lemonade Review: Shafiya

A huge thank you goes out to our customer, Shafiya, for submitting her balm reviews! We really appreciate it! :)
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*shortened to only flavour reviews*

"Cookies and Creams

OMG this is my absolute fav! It smells good and definitely taste good! It has that Oreo feeling to it and I love Oreos! :D Awesome awesome awesome!
6/5 (because it really is that good!)

Gummy Bears

This. Is. EXACTLY like gummy bear! Its perfect perfect perfect! :D
5/5

Raspberry Lemonade

The name speaks for itself. Great scent, great flavour. Raspberry and lemon never taste so good together :D

5/5

Monkey Farts
The name is SO CUTE! At first when I smell it it didn't smell THAT good. But then after I applied it is not bad, not bad AT ALL! Plus points for cute name and that cute monkey butt picture! :D
5/5"

Review Credits: Shafiya

Peppermint Chocolate, Rainbow Sherbet, Monkey Farts, Rootbeer Float Review: Angeline

A huge thanks to our customer, Angeline, for reviewing the mentioned flavours! It's very much appreciated! :)
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"I bought Peppermint Chocolate, Rootbeer Float, Monkey Farts and Rainbow Sherbet.

I've got to say, Peppermint Chocolate is my least favourite one among all, just because it smells a bit weird. o_o In fact, it kinda smells like coffee to me haha. But after using it a few times, it wasn't as bad as it smells. When you apply it only you can smell the chocolate, but it doesn't have any chocolate flavour, it taste minty instead haha. :P

As for my favourite, it would be Rainbow Sherbet. Rather tasteless, but smells too damn nice. From the reviews I saw, it's supposed to smells like skittles. But I personally think it have this fizzy like lime smell instead, which I love to bits! :D

Rootbeer Float is my second favourite. I personally love drinking rootbeer so yeah. :P Smells just like rootbeer with vanilla ice cream. And it also have this slight foamy vanilla ice cream taste, just like in the drink itself! But it will go away after you lick your lips, sadly. :(

Monkey Farts to me actually smells like those scented erasers that I used to love collecting when I was younger. :P But after sniffing it (haha trust me its addictive) for quite some time, it actually smells like banana and bubblegum. :P So its not bad, cute name too. x)

However, although the smell may be intriguing, I was a bit disappointed because the lip balms were rather tasteless. :( I was hoping for those that have sweet taste or whatsoever. Oh well, I shall get my hands on those lip balms with Stevia sweetened, soon. >D

You can get these My Lip Stuff lip balms (a brand famous in US) here in Malaysia @ My Lip Stuff Malaysia for RM12 a tube.

Go crazy. ;)"

Review Credits: Angeline

Honey and Monkey Farts Review: Peep Into Fashion

Wei Ni is back with a new review this time! :) She's reviewed both Honey and Monkey Farts! So kind of her, makes me think I should be paying her to be an official reviewer :p
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*shortened to only flavour review*

Honey
"Opening it up and sniffing it, the smell wasn’t very strong. Applying it on my lips, well if you’ve ever tasted honey, that is exactly what this balm tastes like. Just imagine taking a tiny amount of honey and applying it on your lips and that’s what it is exactly. When I lick my lips, it does have a faint honey flavour as well.

So overall, this balm isn’t too special or different or interesting, it really is just. like. honey. But then when the description said “Smells just like fresh Honey.” I should have known and just taken it’s word. Because it is JUST like honey. Hahahaha I really cannot think of any other ways to express how much like the real HONEY this balm is!

The scent and flavour isn’t unpleasant, and I wouldn’t exactly call it bland either. It literally is just like honey. :) However, I must add that this flavour seems to last longer than the other flavours that I’ve used (Dog Poop, Key Lime Pie, Iced Tea & Lemonade, Coconut Cream Pie).

If you’re looking for a simple lipbalm that doesn’t have complex flavours, this is the one for you! Though my first impression of it wasn’t a positive one, it is not a negative one either. But with continuous use of this balm, I would say that this balm is highly recommended for Honey Lovers only! The scent just becomes a little too strong for my taste!"

Monkey Farts
"Taking a whiff of the balm, I must say it smelt delicious! Applying in on my lips, it is YUMMY! It tastes pretty much like bubblegum with just a slight hint of vanilla. And I am very much glad that the Banana and Grapefruit scent isn’t strong! In fact, the only thing I could pretty much taste from this balm is the Bubblegum-ness. That is definitely the strongest and most apparent flavour from the balm.

I would say that the closest description to this flavour is either Bubble Pearl Milk Tea in either Honeydew or Champagne flavour or Gumballs!

You know those Gumballs that are in a machine and you put it 50 cents and you get a nice big round Gumball? That is pretty much what this balm tastes like. The Gumball flavour of it I am glad to say isn’t too put-offing. It is in fact quite yummy. It is pretty much like chewing on a gumball minus the cramped jaw!

For Pop, she says that this balm reminds her strongly of the Honeydew or Champagne flavoured Pearl Milk Tea, and because she is OBSESSED with honeydews she likes this balm too! Though we both have to agree and admit that we like Coconut Cream Pie better!

Repurchase? I would have to say 80-90% YES! "

We just had to point this part out, Wei Ni actually COMBINED some of the flavours together!

"Now that you’ve read what I said about Honey & Monkey Farts. One must wonder what does it taste like together. So of course I must go and try. I put a light layer of Monkey Farts first, and then a slightly thicker layer of Honey. I must say that the combination is quite pleasant! So when you lick your lips you get a small taste of bubblegum & vanilla from Monkey Farts and a light scent of Honey. Yum! Oh, but do note that if you put 2 layers some might find the whole thing a tad too greasy, so just lightly coat both layers instead to get the mix of flavours! :)

Okay, so after doing that combination I just had to wipe it off and apply a layer of Iced Tea & Lemonade, then another layer of Honey. And YUM! The Iced Tea becomes a little less bland and has a lovely Honey scent and flavour to it! Though when you lick your lips, it still has that Iced Tea flavour which I don’t quite like, but at least I’ve found a way to use up my Iced Tea & Lemonade! ;) GO me! And for some unknown reason, after applying the honey over Iced Tea & Lemonade my lips felt a little tingly. Kinda like when you apply LipIce? But just very slightly and very briefly. It wasn’t unpleasant, just surprising. But then that could be just me. :)"

Review Credits: Peep into Fashion